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German Shepard Dreaming, Home Alone, and Cool Status Updates

October 20, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Make Monday fun, share one of these… Cool Facebook Status Updates: Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running. No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch When you need to cough in an […]

Cat + Jenga = Hilarious (Video)

May 28, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Enjoy Hump Day, some sharable material for you… 13 Cool Facebook Status Updates: Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you needed. People that use statistics in everyday arguments are assholes 100% of the time. In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down. I laugh […]

Dubstep KittEh, Sink Problems, and Cool Status Posts

March 31, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Happy Monday, share these… 20 Cool Facebook Status Posts: You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying, “I just find it funny how…” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny. “You don’t wanna hear the last line of every show do you?” – my dvr I’ll […]

Dedicated Dog, Baby Sloth, & Cool Status Updates

May 6, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more Facebook Likes, share these… Cool Status Updates That awkward moment when you remember something funny & start smiling like an idiot, & everyone stares at you wondering why you’re smiling. Arguing in sign language must be a workout. When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind […]

Illegal Parking Solution, Hangover Cat, & 16 Cool Statuses

August 3, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Something for everyone… 16 Very Cool Status Updates: Enough with the procrastination, it’s time for excuses. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Sunny today with a slight chance of me going outside to enjoy it. Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends. I have some pretty hilarious inside jokes with myself. […]

Motivational Kid, Mom Busts Kid on FB, & Cool Status Updates

June 7, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Looking for the coolest status updates? Post these to your Facebook wall and watch the comments roll right in… Funny Status Updates: I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Seriously, there’s a fine line between tan and looking […]

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