Motivational Kid, Mom Busts Kid on FB, & Cool Status Updates

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  • I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Seriously, there’s a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
  • My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive.. So I took her to the Gas Station.
  • I think the world of you! (Polluted, poor, generally prone to disaster.)
  • Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
  • I just got a Farmville request from an ex-boyfriend. He totally wants me back.
  • Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
    The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
  • Schizophrenia beats being alone.
  • Dear life. When I asked if my day could get worse it was a rhetorical question not a challenge. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Serial killers rarely answer questions like “Who’s there?”
  • The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
  • Learn from the past
    Live for today
    Look for tomorrow
    Take a nap this afternoon
  • The mind needs exercise, just like the body. That’s why I’m thinking about jogging. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Don’t insult my intelligense.

Yesterdays Funny Status Updates…

Mom busts kid publicly on Facebook…

Mom Busts Kid publicly on Facebook

Ouch! Gotta hand it to ’em… Mom’s teaching lessons even on cyber space.

Little Kid gives a motivational speech after learning to ride a bike….


Epic! We can all learn something from that little kid!

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