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- I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Seriously, there’s a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
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My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive.. So I took her to the Gas Station.
- I think the world of you! (Polluted, poor, generally prone to disaster.)
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
- I just got a Farmville request from an ex-boyfriend. He totally wants me back.
- Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. -
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
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Dear life. When I asked if my day could get worse it was a rhetorical question not a challenge. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- Serial killers rarely answer questions like “Who’s there?”
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
- Learn from the past
Live for today
Look for tomorrow
Take a nap this afternoon -
The mind needs exercise, just like the body. That’s why I’m thinking about jogging. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff)
- Don’t insult my intelligense.
Yesterdays Funny Status Updates…
Mom busts kid publicly on Facebook…
Ouch! Gotta hand it to ’em… Mom’s teaching lessons even on cyber space.
Little Kid gives a motivational speech after learning to ride a bike….
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ybwW8jqjs[/youtube]
Epic! We can all learn something from that little kid!
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