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Cat in a Box

Boxed Kitty, Penguin Attack, & Like-able Status Posts

July 10, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Step your statuses up, share these… LIKE-able Status Posts: That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced, people actually think you are stupid. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Say this fast: I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6. Who is “feat.” and why is he in every song? People don’t change, they just become a clearer version of […]

Tickling Camel, Cat in a Box, & Funny Statuses

January 18, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Would a fly without wings be called a walk? “What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” ~Mario Even a turtle only makes progress when […]

Cat in a Box, Baby Otters, & Popular Statuses

December 8, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKES per status update post these… Popular Status Updates for Facebook: Thank goodness pets can’t talk, they all know too much!  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) You know your stupid when you don’t even know the sample question. Life is sooooooo much funnier when you have a dirty mind. Skinny people go skinny […]

Russian Military Dance, Cat in a Box, & Funny Statuses

November 15, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Hilarious Facebook related content just for you… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If facebook showed how many times I visited your profile, I’m dead. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) For every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned. If you want to succeed, you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the […]

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