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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- “What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” ~Mario
- Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
- Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
- Have you ever woke up pissed at someone because of something they did in your dream?
- Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions. (186+Likes in 10 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
- I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.
- Keep talking; someday you’ll say something intelligent.
- People that say “money can’t buy happiness” either have no money or buying the wrong things.
- The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have.
- I’m so old that, when I was in school, history was called current affairs.
- I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Cat in a Box:
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Camel gets tickled, hilarity ensues…
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