The best statuses this week… Top Facebook Status Updates: My life has become a never ending game of ‘illegal or just frowned upon? The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. My advice for pretty much anything that’s broken is “did you […]
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Panada’s Ball, Chicken Goat, and Top 20 Status Countdown
Best statuses, seen this week on Facebook… Top 20 Status Countdown: Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time. A cool thing about being in a relationship is that when you make a mistake you get to hear about it 1,345,435 times. Don’t try to rush me […]
Reassuring Puppy, Laptop Confusion, & Best Statuses
Mo’ Likes, Mo’ Betta… Best Facebook Statuses This Week: When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I do my best proofreading after I hit send. I have to confess when my crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks so cute to […]
Lion Dog, Kitty Bath, & Best Status Updates
Step your likes up, share these… Best Statuses on Facebook this Week: There are only a few people I can say “You’re one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook.” ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) 10 years from now: “Dad, how did you meet mom? Well, your mom […]