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Baby Says I Love You

June 9, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Amazing! She’s going to be so smart! At 2 months old she’s already saying “I love you” she’ll be solving calculus problems at age 2.

Zebra Encounter, Wake-Up Time, & Funny Status Messages

May 14, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Be LIKEd on FB, share these.. Funny Status Messages for Facebook: Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.   (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I hate when my body is like, ‘Time to sneeze !’ Then it’s all, ‘LOL JK’. The awkward moment when someone ugly says “I […]

Baby Ping-Pong, Birthday LOLz, & Great Statuses

February 7, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a social media celebrity, share these… Great Facebook Status Updates: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous. l bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to […]

Fantastic Fishy, Baby Interrogation, & Funny Status Updates

January 24, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

More EPIC Statuses for every occasion… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I’m perfectly happy being single… Until I see a happy couple.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things. Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought […]

Pet Halloween Costume, Baby Laugh, & Funny Statuses

October 21, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

LIKEable Statuses just for you… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you post a status on Facebook and someone likes it almost immediately. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) People who change the channel every time there is a commercial are more annoying then the commercials. Nothing is forever. Especially people. Don’t have […]

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