Pet Halloween Costume, Baby Laugh, & Funny Statuses

LIKEable Statuses just for you…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• That awkward moment when you post a status on Facebook and someone likes it almost immediately. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• People who change the channel every time there is a commercial are more annoying then the commercials.
• Nothing is forever. Especially people. Don’t have your hopes high, Friends become strangers, Lovers become friends, & People leave.
• If you believed in reincarnation, You should have your Tombstone say BRB instead of RIP.
• I HATE when I miss a call by a few minuets, & then call the person back and they don’t answer.
• Changing a whole text just because you didn’t know how to spell one word.
• Some people just need a kiss….On the side of the head…With a metal bat.
• The day Facebook adds a “Who cares?” button would be the best day ever.  (250+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
• “Dad, I’m hungry.” “Hi, Hungry. I’m DAD.” “Dad, I’m serious.” “I thought you were Hungry?” “Are you kidding me?” “No, I’m Dad.”
• When the teacher says “You can work with a partner”, I automatically look at my best friend.
• A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering all over the place.
• Autocorrect can kiss my ask!!!
• “It’s gonna be okay.”.. “Yeah you only say that because it’s not happening to you.”
• The only man who has never told his wife a lie is a bachelor.
• When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: “That will be my new profile picture”.
• If I still can’t hear what you said after you repeated it 3 times, I’ll just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question.
• Stupid mistakes are made by others. I only make unavoidable errors.(VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• If you want to understand politics, you have to read between the lies.

Best Pet Halloween Costume Ever?

Ah-mah-zing! Share that with your Facebook friends and see what they think 🙂

Need a laugh? Try this hilarious babies laugh out…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG5rQ3D_Zrw[/youtube]

LOL, post that on your FB wall for instant LIKEs and comments.