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- l bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese.
- Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Tuesday.
- If crazy things keep happening to you, odds are it’s you.
- Someone asked me to make them feel special, so I gave them a helmet and some crayons.
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- When I was a child, my father convinced me that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out.
- It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
- Pregnancy tests should read: You’re Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
- I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like.
- I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
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- *Missed a call* *Calls back* *No answer* “What, did you die within 3 seconds?”
This guy takes Birthday idea to a whole new level…
Wow, that went in a different direction than I was expecting! LOL share on your FB page and see what your friends think of that Hunger Games inspired response.
Baby Plays Ping-Pong:
Well I think we know what that baby is going to be when they grow up! That little one is a natural ping-pong super star athelete! Share on your Timeline and watch the LIKEs get paddled in.
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