Baby Ping-Pong, Birthday LOLz, & Great Statuses

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Great Facebook Status Updates:

  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.
  • l bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese.
  • Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Tuesday.
  • If crazy things keep happening to you, odds are it’s you.
  • Someone asked me to make them feel special, so I gave them a helmet and some crayons.
  • On the internet you can be whoever you want. It’s strange that so many choose to be stupid.  (238+LIKEs in 8 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • When I was a child, my father convinced me that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out.
  • It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
  • Pregnancy tests should read: You’re Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
  • I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like.
  • I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
  • Twitter: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.
  • Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • *Missed a call* *Calls back* *No answer* “What, did you die within 3 seconds?”

This guy takes Birthday idea to a whole new level…

Birthday LOLz

Wow, that went in a different direction than I was expecting! LOL share on your FB page and see what your friends think of that Hunger Games inspired response.

Baby Plays Ping-Pong:


Well I think we know what that baby is going to be when they grow up! That little one is a natural ping-pong super star athelete! Share on your Timeline and watch the LIKEs get paddled in.

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