Babies Are Too STINKIN’ Cute 20 Funny Statuses: I hope manners is the next cool trend. I’m on this great new diet where I spend all my grocery money on strippers. I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you talk. Apparently taking a nap does not qualify as “doing some […]
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Robert Mugabe Comes In Like A Wrecking Ball, 20 Funny Statuses, Ready-Set-Burn Out
Robert Mugabe Comes In Like A Wrecking Ball 20 Funny Statuses: Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting? I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you […]
Edna Made Knows Best, 20 Funny Statuses, Jimmy Fallon’s Good Burger
Edna Made Knows Best Madonna should’ve listened to Edna Made! 20 Funny Statuses: If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They […]
Trust Fall, 20 Funny Statuses, Missing: Stapler
Trust Fall! Share if you’ve ever had a friend trust fall on you! 20 Funny Statuses: Dear Facebook, Please stop asking me what’s on my mind. I’m gonna get myself in trouble if I keep spilling my guts to you. My dreams are bigger than my wallet, but I’ll find a way I didn’t say […]