Edna Made Knows Best
Madonna should’ve listened to Edna Made!
20 Funny Statuses:
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
- I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
- Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: ‘Hold my purse’
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
- Don’t let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.
- I’d call you a tool, but even THEY serve a purpose.
- Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
- I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
- If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
- I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
- The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.
- Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it
- The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
- I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT..
- My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.
- Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
- I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.”
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