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All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body.
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I do have washboard abs. They just happen to have a little laundry on them at the moment.
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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You’re gonna learn a lot today.
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I don’t remember the words “anything you say can and will be used against you” in my marriage vows. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 100+ LIKES in 20 minutes)
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I think Facebook needs a “NOBODY CARES’ button below the status update.
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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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You unlike ur friends status b/c u get tired of the notifications popping up every time someone comments on their status.
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If rabbits feet are so lucky…what happened to the rabbit? (Our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
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