Happy Wednesday my friends. The great news is you are half way through the week, rockin’ and a rollin’ ! Here are your daily statuses… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Did I ever tell you about my roofer who came down with shingles? Do they call him Prime Minister because you can’t divide him up […]
Happy Tuesday, We See Funny Status Updates in Your Future…
What is up! Thanks for coming back and here is your daily funny statuses… Funny and Awesome Status Updates: If you think going to the grocery store is bad try hunting your food. “Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.” -Jack Handy I know right […]
Witty Status Updates for Facebook
Welcome back friends. Time to start another awesome week! You’re going to have a good week, I just know it. Here are some witty status updates for Facebook to help get you through the week… Witty Status Updates for Facebook: I intend to live forever – so far so good. 42.7 percent of all statistics […]
Weekend Wrap-Up of Funny Statuses.
Looking for Funny Statuses? You came to the right place bub. Here you go and have a great weekend… Always remember you’re unique just like everyone else. I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning but not how it applies to me. I hope BP kept the receipt for that blowout safety valve. This white […]
The Thursday Status Update.
Welcome back, friends! We are glad to have you here. If you’re new then check out what we’ve got. Essentially every single day we update with fresh new funny status updates for your facebook. Funny pictures and videos to post and much more! Without further adieu here you are… Awesome Status Updates for your Facebook: […]
The Mid-Week Status Boost!
Hey everyone thanks for coming back! Here are some funny status updates to power you through the rest of the week! If you haven’t already join our Facebook Fan Page. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Just because you’re smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid. Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We’re […]