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Major “Mobile” Press Event from Facebook

November 3, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Today Facebook held a major press event at their headquarters in Northern California.  They announced some really awesome new features that they are integrating, specifically into their mobile platforms.  Here is a basic overview of these features, as we understand… Updated Mobile Apps for iPhone/Android. Ability to add a Picture to Places when you check-in. […]

Funny Mid-Week Status Updates

November 2, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back friends!  Enjoy the middle of the week with these hilarious…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!) Imagine there were no hypothetical situations. Sorry, dude. […]

Facebook predicts when you’re going to get dumped.

November 2, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

When you will get dumped, according to Facebook: Finally some good useful research coming from Facebook.  This chart gathered from over 10,000 status updates by researcher David McCandless indicates the most popular times that breakups occur. In a pattern apparently very much influenced by the college calendar, Spring Break and the period two weeks before […]

Laugh it up, Tuesday!

November 1, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

What is up my fellow Facebookersters ?  Make all your friends laugh by posting these hilariously funny… Status Updates for Facebook: Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny […]

Today is the best Monday, EVER!!!!

October 31, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

You know why?  Because you’re going to make your friends laugh, with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming next week!) Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”. Tectonic plates… The perfect gift for […]

Funny Status Updates for the Weekend

October 28, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Hope you enjoyed yesterdays Funny Status Updates for Halloween special edition.  Laugh your way through the weekend with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Everything is edible, some things are only edible once. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming next week!) If you want your children to listen […]

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