Welcome back friends! Enjoy the middle of the week with these hilarious….
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.
- Sorry, dude. My wife and I had a meeting and we’ve decided I don’t want to hang out with you anymore.
- It’s really hard raising a child by yourself, I don’t know how my T.V. does it.
- I’m reaching an age where “comfort food” is any food that’s loaded with fiber.
- If Harry Potter is such a great magician, why does he still not have 20/20 vision? ツ ( Thanks “Tracie” from our Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
- If you’re not supposed to stick Q-Tips in your ears, what exactly are they for?
- What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Facebook has a major “mobile” announcement tomorrow, and we will be covering it here. Make sure to stop by to see what that is all about.
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