Funny Mid-Week Status Updates

Welcome back friends!  Enjoy the middle of the week with these hilarious….

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
  • Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.
  • Sorry, dude. My wife and I had a meeting and we’ve decided I don’t want to hang out with you anymore.
  • It’s really hard raising a child by yourself, I don’t know how my T.V. does it.
  • I’m reaching an age where “comfort food” is any food that’s loaded with fiber.
  • If Harry Potter is such a great magician, why does he still not have 20/20 vision? ツ ( Thanks “Tracie” from our Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
  • If you’re not supposed to stick Q-Tips in your ears, what exactly are they for?
  • “In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, the oxygen masks will drop from overhead. For $15, you can activate it.”
  • What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. (From our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Facebook has a major “mobile” announcement tomorrow, and we will be covering it here.  Make sure to stop by to see what that is all about.

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