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When Someone Leaves You Hangin’

October 13, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

when you go to hi five someone they leave you hanging

Life Is Short, 20 Funny Statuses, Tha Flippa Remix

October 13, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

LIFE IS SHORT FALSE ITS THE LONGEST THING YOU DO THE OFFICE

Life Is Short… Mind Blown… 20 Funny Statuses: It’s 2015, why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet? You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups. I always scratch off the “Plus One” option on wedding invitations are replace it with “Drinking for two” The ultimate […]

Call Me Maybe?

October 12, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

hey i just met you and this is crazy but heres my number so call me maybe scream wazzup

Basic Girls Breaking Up With Their Jettas

October 12, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

When Someone Calls You But Just Talks To People In The Background

October 12, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

hanging up on someone

A Man’s Band-Aid, 20 Funny Statuses, SCARE Crow Prank

October 12, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

first aid kit you mean jack daniels

Jack Daniel’s – A Man’s Band-Aid 20 Funny Statuses: If I lean to the left. I am not trying to whisper in your ear. I’m married. I’m gonna fart. As an adult, I’m not eating nearly as much ice cream as 10 year old me thought I would. My cat’s gonna be homeless unless he […]

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