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Don’t Tell Me What To Do!

October 16, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

snl don't tell me what to do gif

You’re not my real mom!

Baffled Boxer, 20 Funny Statuses, Death Sails

October 16, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

baffled dog how the hell do you still have the ball

Baffled Boxer 20 Funny Statuses: f puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again. Shout out to weathermen telling us the barometric pressure like we know what the hell to do with that information. It’s called “Biscotti” because nobody would buy “chocolate covered croutons”. Whenever I have […]

It’s Like Rocket Science…

October 15, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

you think you're smart until you try to turn on someone else's shower

“Ellen in Steve Harvey’s Ear”

October 15, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Steve has to say everything Ellen tells him to.. HILARIOUS!

I’m Hangry

October 15, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

i'm hangry hungry and angry

When People Argue On Social Networks, 20 Funny Statuses, Halloween Prank

October 15, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

when people argue over social networks

When People Argue On Social Networks… Get the popcorn… this is going to be a good one! 20 Funny Statuses: I’d like to give a big shout-out to all my hard of hearing friends! If you’re an astronaut, and you don’t end a relationship with “look, I just need space..” then your wasting everyones time. I’m […]

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