You’re not my real mom!
Baffled Boxer, 20 Funny Statuses, Death Sails
Baffled Boxer 20 Funny Statuses: f puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again. Shout out to weathermen telling us the barometric pressure like we know what the hell to do with that information. It’s called “Biscotti” because nobody would buy “chocolate covered croutons”. Whenever I have […]
It’s Like Rocket Science…
“Ellen in Steve Harvey’s Ear”
Steve has to say everything Ellen tells him to.. HILARIOUS!
I’m Hangry
When People Argue On Social Networks, 20 Funny Statuses, Halloween Prank
When People Argue On Social Networks… Get the popcorn… this is going to be a good one! 20 Funny Statuses: I’d like to give a big shout-out to all my hard of hearing friends! If you’re an astronaut, and you don’t end a relationship with “look, I just need space..” then your wasting everyones time. I’m […]




