Andy’s Coming! Share if you want to try this! 20 Funny Statuses: Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. He who laughs last didn’t get it. Note – The key to a good relationship […]
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Safety First, 20 Statuses, Ellen Scares Eric Stonestreet
Safety First Safety is obviously her main concern. 20 Funny Statuses: Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep! Looking at your best friend and laughing uncontrollably for no reason When you text someone to say you are outside their house instead of knocking. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight! […]
Coke Cans, Puppy Video, and 20 Hilarious Status Updates
Put a smile on someones face! Share one of these statuses and make someones day. 20 Hilarious Status Updates: Some days you can’t play the music loud enough. I like to spend my Sunday night wishing it wasn’t Sunday night. Dropped some rice in water so I put it in a bag of cellphones […]