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20 Funny Statuses:
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.
- The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
- He who laughs last didn’t get it.
- Note – The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.
- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
- If they say good looks could kill, then please don’t look at me! I don’t wanna see you die!
- The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
- If a tree falls in the woods… Do all the other trees laugh at it?
- Sorry, I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.
- Is there another word for synonym?
- It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.
- Nice perfume… but do you really need to marinate in it?
- Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- Sorry, I am having an out of money-experience.
- Wonders why the frisbee is getting bigger… and then it hits me.
- is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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