Make someones day, share one of these… 20 Wacky Facebook Statuses: If someone says they’re gonna open up a can of whoop ass, that means someone out there is canning whoop ass…I’d be more afraid of that second guy. *cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own* I have never in […]
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Home Alone, Puppy Playing Dead, & 20 Laughable Status Updates
Get over hump day, share one of these.. 20 Laughable Status Updates: I’m done adulting for today. Why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade? What were they training us for? *picks up crying baby* it’s fine buddy when u grow up you will learn how to do this on the inside How do […]
Lonely, Disciplined Dog, & 20 Clever Facebook Statuses
Saying what you’re thinking since 2010… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: Bill Gates and I have a combined fortune of around 80 billions of dollars. There is no “u” in awesome… But there is a “me”. Distance sucks…my room is so far from the kitchen. There’s probably an employee at State Farm really named “Jake” who […]
UFOs, Dogs Who Want That Thing, and 20 Great Facebook Statuses
Happy Monday, make someones day, share one of these… 20 Great Facebook Status Ideas: The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing. Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day. I wonder how thin I’d be if I had to pedal to keep the computer powered up. Time to turn […]
Drone Down, Apple Juice, and Top 20 Weekend Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry… So I threw a coconut at his face. OMG I met the perfect guy! Maybe I can fix him. – Women Refrigerators should be clear […]