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20 Wacky Facebook Statuses:
- If someone says they’re gonna open up a can of whoop ass, that means someone out there is canning whoop ass…I’d be more afraid of that second guy.
- *cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*
- I have never in my life wanted to text ducking.
- My internet was down for like 5 minutes so I went down and talked to my family. They seem like nice people.
- Ten-year old me would be so angry to find out I could afford a monkey and haven’t bought one.
- I don’t like being told what to do…unless I’m naked.
- People fight each other to the death over what happens when we die.
- If stress burned calories, I’d be a super model.
- I wonder how many strangers have stories about me.
- My greatest fear is that PMS is fake and this is my real personality.
- Apple is the Taco Bell of electronic devices. The same product packaged 30 different ways.
- Common sense is a crayon that’s missing from most people’s boxes.
- If there’s any lesson to be learned from any of the Star Wars films it’s that light sabers should have a wrist strap.
- I don’t think I meet the height requirement to ride your emotional rollercoaster.
- No, you can’t have candy for breakfast. Don’t be silly. Now be quiet and let me finish my peppermint mocha frappuccino.
- Is it just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun?
- I didn’t give you the finger…you earned it.
- A lot of women can’t drive because they’re too busy giving mixed signals.
- You know a woman is in denial when she starts blaming Zodiac signs for the reason why she’s single. “Well, he’s a Leo and I’m a Sagittarius. It wasn’t going to work.”
- Nothing says “friend zone” quite like a woman saying “you’re like a brother to me.” Unless you’re from Alabama.
Love em’ both equally.
How come this can’t happen in my neighborhood?!? And, how come everyone is attractive?
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