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Top 20 Weekend Status Updates:
- My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry… So I threw a coconut at his face.
- OMG I met the perfect guy! Maybe I can fix him. – Women
- Refrigerators should be clear so you can see inside without opening the door.
- Friends would describe me as classy, sassy and a bit smart-assy.
- I’m offering a $1000 reward to anyone who brings me $1000 and a taco.
- When someone calls you argumentative, there is literally no good way to respond.
- Look at the size of your liver compared to your heart. You are designed to drink more and care less.
- You know what I like about people? Their pets.
- Bored of being bored because being bored is boring.
- Women don’t know what they want but Men never appreciate what they have.
- looking back at myself 8 years ago:how embarrassing
looking back a year ago:how embarrassing
looking at myself right now:how embarrassing
- Apparently juice cleanses don’t involve mimosas…
- I tend to say “hello” to animals and avoid eye contact with humans.
- Marriage is like friends without benefits.
- Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
- I’m somewhere between skinny and busted can of biscuits.
- Hate is too powerful an emotion to waste on somebody you don’t even like.
- Sometime when I lean in and look interested in what you’re saying, I’m actually just farting.
- The only plates I lift have food on them.
- People who cook Hot Pockets in the oven, Where are you getting all this free time?
Seriously, they dropped the ball on that one.
Wedding Footage Gone Bad..
So romantic and then so sad for the drone owner :). Feel free to share if you liked.
Lots more status updates, funny pictures, and video, on our Fan Page. Have a great weekend, we’ll see you back on Monday with more Funny Statuses!