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Top 20 Weekend Status Updates:
- My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry… So I threw a coconut at his face.
- OMG I met the perfect guy! Maybe I can fix him. – Women
- Refrigerators should be clear so you can see inside without opening the door.
- Friends would describe me as classy, sassy and a bit smart-assy.
- I’m offering a $1000 reward to anyone who brings me $1000 and a taco.
- When someone calls you argumentative, there is literally no good way to respond.
- Look at the size of your liver compared to your heart. You are designed to drink more and care less.
- You know what I like about people? Their pets.
- Bored of being bored because being bored is boring.
- Women don’t know what they want but Men never appreciate what they have.
- looking back at myself 8 years ago:how embarrassing
looking back a year ago:how embarrassing
looking at myself right now:how embarrassing - Apparently juice cleanses don’t involve mimosas…
- I tend to say “hello” to animals and avoid eye contact with humans.
- Marriage is like friends without benefits.
- Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
- I’m somewhere between skinny and busted can of biscuits.
- Hate is too powerful an emotion to waste on somebody you don’t even like.
- Sometime when I lean in and look interested in what you’re saying, I’m actually just farting.
- The only plates I lift have food on them.
- People who cook Hot Pockets in the oven, Where are you getting all this free time?
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Good question..
Seriously, they dropped the ball on that one.
Wedding Footage Gone Bad..
So romantic and then so sad for the drone owner :). Feel free to share if you liked.
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