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New Years Status Updates, Cat Reaction, & NYE Dubai

December 31, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Have a great new year! Share these… Status Updates for New Years Eve: In 2011 I smiled, cried, laughed, loved, trusted, hated… & learned a lot about myself and the people around me.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions. My new year resolution is […]

Busted iPhone Text, New Years Eve, & Funny Statuses

December 30, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) So if time is money and time heals all wounds. Doesn’t that just mean money heals all wounds. I’m not fat, […]

Lion Cub Roar, Australian Holidays, & Great Statuses

December 29, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a local celebrity share these… Great Status Updates for Facebook: I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get […]

Squirrel Rider, Hillbilly Truck Jump, & Funny Statuses

December 28, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get the LIKEs you deserve share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The lazy rule: Can’t reach what I dropped… Don’t need it!  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) That awkward moment when you’re watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven’t taken him away from his parents yet. Every good friend once was a […]

Dog wears Pants, Baby Sloth, & Funny Statuses

December 27, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a local celebrity share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) I can read Spanish, German, Italian, and French…so long as it’s written in English. Only a few more days until those “yo, 2012 is about to be my […]

Road 2 Happiness, Rhythmic Dog, & Top Status Updates

December 26, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs share these… Top Status Updates for Facebook: Funny how you can update your status but not reply to my messages.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) If two past lovers can remain friends, either they never were in love or they still are. You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd. New […]

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