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Great Status Updates for Facebook:
- I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get it wrong.
- No one can ruin your day without your permission.
- I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
- Is doing something weird and thinking, this is why I’m not in a relationship.
- Looking at people’s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM”
- Facebook would be a lot better if they had an “Ignore all engagement and wedding posts” option.
- Oh the noises I make when people aren’t around.
- LIKE if you have that one friend that Laughs at everything. Even when it’s not funny. (128+Likes in 12 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- If electricity comes from electrons… does that mean that morality comes from morons?
- The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you have it made.
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- “Was that lightning?!” “No, they’re taking pictures for Google earth…”
- Just because you have one doesnt mean you have to act like one.
- The “spork” needs to be available in silverware form.
- When in doubt, mumble. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- The BEST part of waking up? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.
Happy Holidays from Australia:
Having some rough weather in your area? This is what the holidays are like down under! Post to your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of this cool scene! (Source: IMGUR)
Lion Cub Practices his roar…
What an adorable little lion! Soon that roar will be a mighty one but, for now it’s darn cute. Share with your Facebook friends for more LIKEs and comments 🙂
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