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- That awkward moment when you’re watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven’t taken him away from his parents yet.
- Every good friend once was a stranger.
- They say that George Washington never told a lie. History would be different if he had to read the “terms and conditions”
- Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
- There’s only one thing you can do to combat a liar; stop believing and start leaving.
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- Deleting your facebook is like running away from home. Your just doing it for attention and you’ll be back in an hour.
- Too many people have the “New year, New me” statuses. Nobody actually changes.
- Wouldn’t it be a smart idea? To make the sticky part on envelopes taste like chocolate?
- Laughter is not always “the best medicine,” sometimes its just “the best disguise.”
- Thank you phone, for letting me look at you in awkward situations.
- LIKE if you hear someone calling your name but decide to act like you can’t hear them.
- To be successful at fishing, you should get there yesterday, when the fish were biting.
- A penny for your thoughts seems a little pricey. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- My Dad was behind bars for twenty years. Heck of a bartender he was.
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