Squirrel Rider, Hillbilly Truck Jump, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The lazy rule: Can’t reach what I dropped… Don’t need it!  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • That awkward moment when you’re watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven’t taken him away from his parents yet.
  • Every good friend once was a stranger.
  • They say that George Washington never told a lie. History would be different if he had to read the “terms and conditions”
  • Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
  • There’s only one thing you can do to combat a liar; stop believing and start leaving.
  • They say money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy bacon, and that is pretty darn close.  (121+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Deleting your facebook is like running away from home. Your just doing it for attention and you’ll be back in an hour.
  • Too many people have the “New year, New me” statuses. Nobody actually changes.
  • Wouldn’t it be a smart idea? To make the sticky part on envelopes taste like chocolate?
  • Laughter is not always “the best medicine,” sometimes its just “the best disguise.”
  • Thank you phone, for letting me look at you in awkward situations.
  • LIKE if you hear someone calling your name but decide to act like you can’t hear them.
  • To be successful at fishing, you should get there yesterday, when the fish were biting.
  • A penny for your thoughts seems a little pricey. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • My Dad was behind bars for twenty years. Heck of a bartender he was.

The Wild Squirrel Ride, hop on…

Squirrel Rider

Tell me, when was the last time you saw a Frog riding a Squirrel? If you don’t see that one everyday in your backyard you might consider sharing it on your Facebook page and seeing what your FB friends think of this fascinating sight.

Backyard truck jump reaches an epic new level…


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