Road 2 Happiness, Rhythmic Dog, & Top Status Updates

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  • Funny how you can update your status but not reply to my messages.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • If two past lovers can remain friends, either they never were in love or they still are.
  • You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
  • New Years Resolution #1 Incorporate bacon into a majority of my meals.
  • If my iPhone is so smart, why the heck did it let me call my Ex last night?
  • Everything I like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.
  • Getting to work on time only makes the day longer.
  • That awkward moment when you post a funny status and there’s that one person who ruins it by saying something serious.
  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?  (111+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Out of all the gifts I received, my favorite, by far, were the gift receipts.
  • Alright, I’ll accept your friend request. But, one stupid status and you’re UNFRIENDED!
  • Everything in moderation… Except bacon, of course.
  • If you succeed in cheating someone, don’t think that the person is a fool. Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.
  • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
  • God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him.
  • The worst thing about censorship is ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Holiday family gatherings are stressful because you’re forced to face the short genetic distance between you and a completely insane person.

Road to Happiness…

Road to Happiness

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Dog has some rhythm…

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