LIKE Magnets for your FB Wall… 17 Awesome Statuses for Facebook: Just because I don’t talk to you, or text you first, doesn’t mean I don’t miss you. I’m just waiting for you to miss me. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) When two people are meant for each other, no time is too […]
Facebook Status Updates
Rude Awakening, Cute Puppy, & Best Status Posts
The easy road to LIKEs, share these… Best Status Updates for Facebook: Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Don’t let the people who do so little for you, control so much of your feelings and emotions. Having only a few friends […]
Best Cover Photo, Pool Dog, & Status Humor
Get more LIKEs, share these… Funny Status Humor for Facebook: LIKE If you’ve ever laughed so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a dumbfounded seal. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) The first person to ever attempt skydiving must have been one of the bravest mofos ever. That mini […]
Tron Dance, Cute Horses, & Top Status Posts
Be LIKEable, share these… Top 15 Status Updates for Facebook this week: That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious! (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Don’t be that GUY that posts inspirational thoughts on Facebook. Good grades, enough sleep, […]
4th Grade Brave, Drama Llama, & Funny Statuses
Be LIKEd and LIKE, share these… EPIC Status Updates for Facebook: My new voicemail: “If you have reached this recording, please hang up and text me.” (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) It’s funny how we feel so much but we don’t say a word, we’re screaming inside but we can’t be heard. Dear […]
Scumbag Panda, Construction Dog, & 15 Funny Statuses
Be a social media celebrity, share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) LIKE IF… You’ve recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing. I like the people who can keep […]