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Acrophobia, Sorry for Offending You, & Funny Status Posts

April 17, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Be LIKEd on FB, share these… Funny Status Posts for Facebook: Grades don’t measure intelligence, and age doesn’t define maturity.   (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I really hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean? Whenever I drop something edible I just call my dog over. Life is like […]

Massive Kangaroo, Silly Cat, & Top Status Posts

April 16, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

LIKE & be LIKEd, share these… Top Status Posts for Facebook: LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is ツ  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me. I miss my childhood, where […]

Instaham, Cute Corgi, & Funny Status Ideas

April 13, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your weekend last, share these… Funny Status Ideas for Facebook: Mission Impossible: Not eating a French Fry on the way home from the drive thru. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I love photos because they never change even when the person in it changes. Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, […]

Strong Goldfish, Red Button, & EPIC Status Ideas

April 12, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Step your Status Game up with these… 15 EPIC Status Ideas for Facebook: LKIE fi yuo cna raed tihs wihtuot a porblem baecuase yuore Asoemwe…  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) They told me to never give up. Now they call me a stalker. “Nineteen letters long” is 19 letters long. There is NEVER […]

Welcome MSG,Star Wars Violinist, & Facebook Comedy

April 11, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs, share these… Humorous Status Updates: Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried 🙂 (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) When a song comes on and you instantly think you’re a drummer. There are two key elements to success. 1) Never tell […]

Tiny Dancer, Troll Dolls, & Terrific Status Ideas

April 10, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Increase your LIKEability on FB, share these… Terrific Status Ideas for Facebook: I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.   (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I don’t understand how there hasn’t been a teenage president already; they know everything, so running a country shouldn’t be too much of a problem. Why is […]

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