Acrophobia, Sorry for Offending You, & Funny Status Posts

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  • Grades don’t measure intelligence, and age doesn’t define maturity.   (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I really hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
  • Whenever I drop something edible I just call my dog over.
  • Life is like a camera lens. Focus only on what’s important & you’ll capture it perfectly.
  • That awkward moment when you say you’re not hungry, and then your belly rumbles.
  • Ever noticed how your funniness goes up 100% when you are around your best friend?
  • Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like, and how you act. Enjoy your stay! (136+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I really hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
  • One of the worst mistakes you’ll make is walking away from the girl that stood there and waited for you.
  • I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I start thinking about it again.
  • Sometimes, the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. – Winnie the Pooh
  • Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I’m sober. Sober people when I’m drunk.
  • Does anyone else on Twitter feel like they are being followed?
  • Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything? (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • LIKE if when people come over, your mom suddenly becomes the nicest woman in the world.

I’m sorry I’ve offended you…

Sorry for offending you

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WARNING: Don’t watch if you’re terrified of heights…

Acrophobia is being scared of heights and I don’t think that man suffers from that… at all! Share this LIKE magnet on your Facebook wall for some interesting comments from your FB friends.

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