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- I really hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
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- That awkward moment when you say you’re not hungry, and then your belly rumbles.
- Ever noticed how your funniness goes up 100% when you are around your best friend?
- Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like, and how you act. Enjoy your stay! (136+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I really hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
- One of the worst mistakes you’ll make is walking away from the girl that stood there and waited for you.
- I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I start thinking about it again.
- Sometimes, the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. – Winnie the Pooh
- Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I’m sober. Sober people when I’m drunk.
- Does anyone else on Twitter feel like they are being followed?
- Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything? (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- LIKE if when people come over, your mom suddenly becomes the nicest woman in the world.
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Acrophobia is being scared of heights and I don’t think that man suffers from that… at all! Share this LIKE magnet on your Facebook wall for some interesting comments from your FB friends.
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