More laughs per share, with these… Cool Status Ideas for Facebook: The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Never tell a girl to calm down…she will just get more angry. […]
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Ben Stiller Skateboarding, Crocodile Kitty, & Status Jokes
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Photobombing, Guitar Dog, & Clever Status Updates
Step your status game up with these… Clever Statuses that will get you likes: LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym… Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. BEST […]
OMG Cat, Doggie Eyebrows, & Top Status Posts
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Door FAIL, Kitty Kiss, & Great Status Ideas
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Dancing Bus, Hello Bear, & Funny Status Posts
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