Door FAIL, Kitty Kiss, & Great Status Ideas

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Great Status Update Ideas:

  • That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can’t stop smiling like an idiot. (★★★★★ : Funny Status iPhone App )
  • Me everyday on Facebook chat: Crap, look who’s online…LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT…”Hey whats up?”…darn!
  • Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn’t read that, you sang it.
  • “Don’t worry a spider is smaller than you.” Yeah, so is a grenade.
  • LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family.
  • Hilary Duff had a baby. Zack and Cody graduated. Miley and Liam are engaged… My childhood is officially over.
  • I judge you by what’s behind you in your photos.
  • That awkward moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you. ( Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I’m against recycling because it makes me appear to be a huge alcoholic to my garbage man.
  • The devil wants to steal your joy because he knows that joy is your strength…that is why sometimes we need each other.
  • Emotionally: I’m done. Mentally: I’m drained. Spiritually: I’m dead. Physically: I smile.
  • What kind of moronic mirror thinks that Kristen Stewart is fairer than Charlize Theron?
  • You never outgrow sleepovers… they just become coed.
  • The real life version of Tetris is loading a full dishwasher.  (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • My bed is way more comfortable in the mornings than during the night.

Kitty Kisses Mother Goodnight…

Kitten Kisses Mommy Cat

Ahhhhh-dor-able! Share this cuteness with your Facebook friends by putting your mouse over the image and pressing “CLICK HERE TO SHARE” you’d be amazed how many likes and comments these two cuties get!

Automatic Door FAIL:

Guess it was her first Automatic door :/ LOL! Share this ridiculous FAIL with your Facebook friends who probably have some humorous things to say about this video.

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