Step your Facebook game up with these LIKEable status posts… When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of. Not only is she out of your league, you two aren’t even playing the same sport. Are you […]
Facebook Status Updates
Yup, he’s real.
Finally, they’ve located the guy from the UP Movie in real life. Phew! We were worried about Mr. Fredrickson. Share on your Facebook 🙂
Dog Stairs, Unintended Optical Illusion, and Great Status Posts
Get more likes, share these… Great Facebook Status Updates: I grew up in the era where you had to go to channel 3 to play video games. Never confuse education with intelligence. Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the glass of water. I drank it. – The Opportunist I just […]
Pet Fox, Cartoon Hero, &Top 20 Status Updates
Welcome to 2013, share these… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates this week: I tried killing a spider with hairspray. He’s still alive, but his hair looks outstanding. That awkward moment when you have no drink left, but you still take a sip for something to do. “People should just mind their own business,” probably the […]
Best New Years Eve Statuses & Top 10 Facebook Status Updates of 2012…
Happy NYE get more likes, share these… NYE Facebook Status Updates: New Years Resolution: Be true. Be obedient. Be more positive. Be more healthy in all things. NYE is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper. You’re not getting a New Years kiss ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Banana Kid, Bow-Tie Cat, & Witty Status Posts
Weekend in review on Facebook… Top 20 Witty Status Posts: Fact: zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.” No one is more judgmental than a waitress questioning if you’ve saved room for dessert. You say “I’m sorry,” I hear “I surrender.” Don’t send […]