Dog Stairs, Unintended Optical Illusion, and Great Status Posts

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Great Facebook Status Updates:

1. I grew up in the era where you had to go to channel 3 to play video games.
2. Never confuse education with intelligence.
3. Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the glass of water. I drank it. – The Opportunist
4. I just confirmed it. I am not fat. I am having an allergic reaction to food and calories.
5. Texting totally changes your perception of how long stoplights are.
6. One bad decision away from a good time.
7. Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days.
8. There is a button on my oven that says “stop time”, it’s probably meant to say “stop timer”, but I don’t touch it… Just in case.
9. If you don’t use your partner as a hand and foot warmer, you’re not in a real relationship.
10. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
11. I don’t go to the casino because I get enough gambling excitement logging into my banking account.
12. 4 out of 5 fingers agree that you’re a good driver.
13. Some mornings it’s best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it, and suck.
14. Baby strollers these days are getting out of hand. You’re walking a baby. Not taking it 4x4ing through a gladiator pit on a far off planet.
15. If you’re riding shotgun, you’re automatically on cop look-out. With great power comes great responsibility.
16. I see subway employees are still having their “how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich” contest.
17. Dial 3 2 1 2 3 3 3 2 2 2 3 6 6 to get a beautiful rendition of “Mary had a Little Lamb”
18. That awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether or not to tell them because you can’t explain why you were looking down there.
19. Last night I was drunk and asked a cat if it could talk. It said, “Me? How?”
20. It’s ridiculously amazing how fast all jealousy and hatred towards a person vanishes once they post an ugly picture of themselves online.
21. Movies are so unrealistic. This guy’s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe…

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Funny unintended optical illusion… looks like the guy is riding the girl:

The longer you look at it the funnier it becomes.

Pug Climbing Stairs is Magical…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVc-Z8yFYW8[/youtube]

He must have learned from Tigger. Something about this video is mesmerizing. I can watch it on repeat all day! Bouncey. Bouncey. Bouncey.