So, you think you’re sooooo cool Hump Day? Well, you ain’t! But, you know what is cool? Funny Facebook Status Updates. And that my friends is what we gots, so without further ado, I give you… FUNNY FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES: The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the […]
Aye Aye Tuesday, you got it dude. Funny Facebook Status Updates for ALL!
Woohoo, it’s freakin’ Tuesday. You know what that means right?!?!?! More awesome funny hilarious facebook status updates for you! Funny Facebook Status Updates: If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. I won’t rise […]
Mediocre Monday Facebook Status Updates
Happy Monday, you inglorious bastard. If you haven’t seen ZombieLand yet. Do it. You won’t regret it. Here are your bloody funny facebook status updates: I’m a Loner Dottie, A rebel. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe […]
Silly Saturdays posts 4U!
Ya, ya, we know. You need your facebook status updates. Here they are: Sleep is addicting. No buts meow. That’s the law. It’s not so funny meow, is it? Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. I’m thinking of a number… If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s real […]
Dude… its WedNesDAY. F-YA. Funny Facebook Statuses for EVERYBODY
Sup peeps. Or should I say TWEEPS? I just wanted to let ya’ll know that I loveeeee you. Thanks for your support of the number one funny facebook status website on the interwebs. Here’s your junk: Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. I don’t know why Wall St. uses bulls and […]
Tasty Tuesdays @ FacebookSTATUS.org
Tuesday is my favorite day of the week… ya know why??? Because Tues comes from the latin word for Sleep-In. Therefore today is Sleep-In day. Not really.. but you could imagine what it would be like if it was! HA! Sorry about that… anyways here are your dirty funny facebook status updates: If you ever […]