Tasty Tuesdays @ FacebookSTATUS.org

Tuesday is my favorite day of the week… ya know why???  Because Tues comes from the latin word for Sleep-In.  Therefore today is Sleep-In day.  Not really.. but you could imagine what it would be like if it was! HA!  Sorry about that… anyways here are your dirty funny facebook status updates:

  • If you ever accidentally drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ’em go, because man, they’re gone.
  • Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
  • I think I invented a time machine.   Just need a flux capacitor, anyone know where I can get one of those???
  • Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue horned moon?
  • Ahh Bologna.

Funny Video of the day:

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Well kiddies.  That is it for today. But, stay tuned because FacebookStatus.org is your source for the funniest facebook statuses there ever WAS.