• Skip to main content

Funny Status

Daily Funny Status Updates for Facebook.

  • Statuses
    • Recent
  • Videos
  • Pictures
  • Memes
  • Gifs
  • Blog

FunnyStatus Team

Hilarious Thursday = More Funny Facebook Status Updates

November 3, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back friends!  Now that the elections are done for time to laugh your way to the weekend with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!) You […]

Major “Mobile” Press Event from Facebook

November 3, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Today Facebook held a major press event at their headquarters in Northern California.  They announced some really awesome new features that they are integrating, specifically into their mobile platforms.  Here is a basic overview of these features, as we understand… Updated Mobile Apps for iPhone/Android. Ability to add a Picture to Places when you check-in. […]

Funny Mid-Week Status Updates

November 2, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back friends!  Enjoy the middle of the week with these hilarious…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!) Imagine there were no hypothetical situations. Sorry, dude. […]

Facebook predicts when you’re going to get dumped.

November 2, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

When you will get dumped, according to Facebook: Finally some good useful research coming from Facebook.  This chart gathered from over 10,000 status updates by researcher David McCandless indicates the most popular times that breakups occur. In a pattern apparently very much influenced by the college calendar, Spring Break and the period two weeks before […]

Laugh it up, Tuesday!

November 1, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

What is up my fellow Facebookersters ?  Make all your friends laugh by posting these hilariously funny… Status Updates for Facebook: Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny […]

Today is the best Monday, EVER!!!!

October 31, 2010 by FunnyStatus Team

You know why?  Because you’re going to make your friends laugh, with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming next week!) Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”. Tectonic plates… The perfect gift for […]

  • « Go to Previous Page
  • Page 1
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 453
  • Page 454
  • Page 455
  • Page 456
  • Page 457
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 490
  • Go to Next Page »

Copyright © 2025 · Atmosphere Pro on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in

  • Privacy Policy
  • Contact Us
  • About Us
  • DMCA Policy