Hilarious Thursday = More Funny Facebook Status Updates

Welcome back friends!  Now that the elections are done for time to laugh your way to the weekend with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
  • You can own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
  • Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
  • Science is always simple and always profound. It is only the half-truths that are dangerous. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • Mom: “I don’t want to sound like a broken record, but clean your room!” Son: “… what’s a record?”
  • Clearly, there was once a dangerous alternative to Safeway.
  • Eyecare Clerk: And for $79 we can coat your lenses with anti-glare. Me: Is that intended to benefit me or the people I glare at?
  • On the tombstones of Buddhists, it’s always ‘RIP’. I always thought it was ‘BRB’
  • “If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal” -Emma Goldman (@FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

Oh man, fake Jersey Shore ab t-shirts from the Situation.  This is outrageous.

Funny Video to Post:


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