Welcome back friends! Now that the elections are done for time to laugh your way to the weekend with these…
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The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
- You can own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
- Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
- Science is always simple and always profound. It is only the half-truths that are dangerous. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- Mom: “I don’t want to sound like a broken record, but clean your room!” Son: “… what’s a record?”
- Clearly, there was once a dangerous alternative to Safeway.
- Eyecare Clerk: And for $79 we can coat your lenses with anti-glare. Me: Is that intended to benefit me or the people I glare at?
- On the tombstones of Buddhists, it’s always ‘RIP’. I always thought it was ‘BRB’
- “If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal” -Emma Goldman (@FreeFunnyStuff )
Funny Picture to Post:
Oh man, fake Jersey Shore ab t-shirts from the Situation. This is outrageous.
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