Get more LIKEs, share these… 15 Witty Status Posts for Facebook: IF anyone is interested, I’ll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6PM until I’m escorted out by security. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I must be wishing on someone else’s star because it seems someone else is always getting […]
Cell Phone Elephant, Missing Dog, & Status Posts that get LIKEs
Be LIKEable, share these… Funny Status Posts for Facebook: Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried 🙂 (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Looking at your ex and wondering “was I drunk the entire relationship?” The awkward moment when you pretend die infront of […]
Epic Commercial, Awesome Timeline, & Good Statuses
Enhance your Timeline, share these… Good Statuses for Facebook: That moment when you get a sweet text & you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) That one friend who always gets the joke like 2 hours later. Deja Vu: When God thinks something is […]
Dancing Cows, Mischievous Kitty, & Funny Status Posts
Be LIKEable on FB, share these.. Funny Status Posts for Facebook: That awkward moment when sarcasm doesn’t work in a text.. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Woody Woodpecker was an angry bird before it was cool. The nights I don’t dream about you, are the nights I stay up thinking of you. When […]
Massive Dog, Red Pumpkin Panda, & Awesome Status Updates
LIKE Magnets for your FB Wall… 17 Awesome Statuses for Facebook: Just because I don’t talk to you, or text you first, doesn’t mean I don’t miss you. I’m just waiting for you to miss me. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) When two people are meant for each other, no time is too […]
Rude Awakening, Cute Puppy, & Best Status Posts
The easy road to LIKEs, share these… Best Status Updates for Facebook: Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Don’t let the people who do so little for you, control so much of your feelings and emotions. Having only a few friends […]