Make someone laugh, share these… Thought Provoking Status Updates: I wish people were smarter… or quieter. Don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that in my soul. A birth control pill a day keeps the mini-van away. Accidentally wore a red shirt & khaki pants to Target today […]
Best Dog Tricks Ever (Video), Awkward Birthday Cards, and Worthy Status Posts
Make Hump day count, share these… 20 Laugh Worthy Facebook Status Updates: After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways. Remember: Life isn’t about having amazing experiences, it’s about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook. I’m so […]
Bashful, SlowMo Parkour Doggie, & Laughable Statuses
Score more likes, share these… 20 Laughable Facebook Statuses: I say ” I shouldn’t be telling you this,” at the beginning of every conversation so people will listen to what I’m saying. This is for all my people with no status today..keep your head up…stay strong. If I owned a copy store I would only […]
Cat Fishing, People Slinkies, and 20 Witty Status Updates
Make Monday suck less, share these… 20 Witty Status Updates: That awkward moment when you overhear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud. People assume when I yawn that I’ve lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested. Sleeping is nice. You forget […]
EPIC Pen Spinning, Horrible Hiccups, and Top Statuses
Make your weekend count, share these… Top 20 Statuses this week on Facebook: Remember when there was nothing to check and no device to check it on and all you did was live your life? So glad my face doesn’t have a progress bar that shows how much I’m understanding what other people are saying. […]
Ultimate Selfie, Generous Puppy, and 20 Phenomenal Status Updates
Relax, it’s almost the weekend, share these… 20 Phenomenal Status Updates: Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere. I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in-between. There are five types of fear. 1. terror 2. panic 3. 14 missed calls from mom 4. username or password is incorrect 5. we need […]