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3 Second Fried Shrimp, Sneezing, and Top 20 Facebook Status Updates

December 5, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

From this week on Facebook… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates: Today while driving, I thought I saw a baby deer in the road and had to swerve to avoid hitting it with my car… missing it by inches. Turns out, it was only a Smart Car with those stupid reindeer antlers. I wouldn’t pay for […]

Paint Mess, Family Gatherings, & 20 Really Funny Status Updates

December 4, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Make someones day, share one of these… 20 Really Funny Status Updates: That awkward moment when someone takes your joke way too seriously. You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore. Imagine being so rich you put more than 1/4 tank of gas in your car at a time. Hand […]

Squirrel Steals GoPro and Carries It Up a Tree!

December 3, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Squirrel Steals GoPro Video

Squirrel Steals GoPro and Carries It Up a Tree! I bet you’ve never seen anything like this! This Squirrel nabs an unsuspecting GoPro camera. That tail when it sees the camera! LOL 🙂

Human Brain

December 3, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

The human brain is awesome it functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.

No Internet, Little Girl Lets Cow Inside, and 20 Epic Facebook Status Posts

December 3, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Get over hump day, share one of these… 20 Epic Facebook Status Posts: Sorry for what I said before I had my coffee. I would probably die of sleep deprivation if Facebook added a dislike button… Life is too short for fake butter, fake cheese, or fake people. I love people who make me forget […]

Pug in a Tub, Childhood, and 20 Hilarious Status Updates

December 2, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Score more likes, share these… 20 Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you’ll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts. Hey sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come. I would rather have a life full of scars than one full of […]

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