This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving Seriously though.. 20 Funny Statuses: Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up. In a 500-day period I could theoretically meet someone, get married, have a baby, and get divorced–and yet I’d still be using the same […]
USB In A Bottle
“I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy”
Treadmill Hack
Darth Vader’s Road Rage, 20 Funny Statuses, Sneeze Your Head Off
Darth Vader’s Road Rage Very disturbing. 20 Funny Statuses: My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full. I’m gonna have to get new pets, I’m running out of passwords. I don’t need a reason to enjoy a little wine. All I need is a glass. Friday the 13th is […]
Woke Up Motivated, 20 Funny Statuses, Simon Pegg Pranks Twitter
Woke Up Motivated… Like dust in the wind.. 20 Funny Statuses: That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn’t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn’t brushed her teeth in forever. Just moisturized my hands and now I can’t get out of the bathroom. Send help. My house has really let itself go. like wearing glasses […]