American (NFL) Football is Officially BACK! Top 5 Status Updates of the Day: I wonder if Shawn Merriman performed the lights out after the incident? Da Bears! Halloween is coming… and you know what that means. An excuse for every girl to dress slutty and get away with it. Little known fact, Arnold Palmer (the […]
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Funny Facebook Status Update Duex
What’s it going to be today… how about these hilarious funny facebook status updates? Monday = suck. I wonder if ET feels really stupid now that cell phones exist? iPhone Home. I had a dream last night that MLK was having a dream but, instead of civil rights the dream was about a dinosaur named […]
Facebook Usernames
As Facebook becomes more and more Twitter-like. They added the bonus feature of being able to have a Username. With your beautiful new facebook username you can pick a unique 5+letter handle that will supposedly make it easier for ppl to find you. So next time your at a bar you can tell someone to […]
Hump day status updates.
Funny Facebook Status Updates Anyone? Ah, you there! You say you’d like some… Well here ya go little guy: I’m never drinking again…. And this time I mean it. The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. It’s really scary what you can find in your belly button. It’s time like these […]
Terrible Tuesday Status Updates…
You are 2/5th’s the way through this week. Keep on trucking and it’ll be Friday before you know it. Meanwhile steal some Funny Facebook Status Updates from us: Parking spots are the sluts of the garage world. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why is the f*ck is the […]
Video you have to embed!
Facebook Video Here is an awesome video that will have all your friends commenting! [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SMorJXe5l4[/youtube] Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SMorJXe5l4