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Bathing KittEh, Dancing Macaws, and 21 Top Statuses

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From this week, on Facebook… The Top 21 Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you’re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water starts running. Nothing’s forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye. That feeling when you can’t fall asleep and you decide to stay […]

Facebook Zombies, Baby Gorilla, and Classic Statuses

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Get insta-LIKEs on FB, with these… Classic Status Posts for Facebook: If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it’s that the love of your life is someone you’ve never actually met. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I don’t run often, but when I do, it’s with arms and fingers completely straight, super-cool gymnast style. No matter how old I […]

Hilarious Statuses that will leave them begging for more!

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Been visiting our page for awhile now?  Funniest person on Facebook?  Don’t worry, we got you covered, post these and watch the comments/likes fly… Funny Statuses: It’s going to be weird still checking Facebook when I’m 70. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) A zombie boyfriend will love you for your […]