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Peace Cat, Roof Jumper, and Witty Status Updates
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Must Resist, Mediocre Kitty, and Witty Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Witty Status Updates for Facebook: Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn’t be able to read this. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Most people don’t know this, but you can quietly be a Republican or a Democrat. Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections? Don’t judge someone […]