Tuesday
When You Notice, Never Shave, and Funny Status Posts
Tuesday will be fun when you share…. Funny Status Update Posts: Tuesday, I just can’t with you right now. I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand. My “I hate you” face must look a lot like my “I’m loving this conversation” face. […]
Speeding Cat, Making Iced Tea like a Boss, & Funny Statuses
Instant LIKEs post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Spotted: Homeless man with a sign that said bet you can’t hit me with a quarter! Genius! (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) If you think your dog can’t count, try putting three dog treats in your pocket and then give him only two […]
12 Awesome Statuses for Tuesday
Tuesday doesn’t have to suck! Make Tuesday suck less by posting these… Funny Statuses for Tuesday: Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but […]