Safety First Safety is obviously her main concern. 20 Funny Statuses: Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep! Looking at your best friend and laughing uncontrollably for no reason When you text someone to say you are outside their house instead of knocking. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight! […]
That Awkward Moment When
When You Show Up Before Any Of Your Friends
Funny Noise Cat, That Moment When, and Top 20 Facebook Statuses
This week on FB… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates: Respect is like a paycheck, if you don’t earn it, you don’t deserve it. Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of 6… Your minivan had me under the impression you were wild & single. I will never understand the physics behind […]
Epic Status Updates for Facebook
Looking for new ways to make your Facebook friends laugh? You came to the right place amigo! Get all the comments and likes you so desperately crave by posting these… Epic Statuses for Facebook: The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? […]