Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Tasty Facebook Statuses: I’m having a free beer contest tonight. The 1st person to bring me a case of beer gets to watch me drink it. FOR FREE! What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to […]
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Baby Talk, Rich Folk, and Tasty Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Tasty Facebook Statuses… Yum! The snooze button, because there’s nothing like starting your day off with a little procrastination. Whenever I see someone using a pay-phone I always think they’re arranging the ransom drop off. A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing. Some […]
Animal Dubs, Emo Cow, and Tasty Statuses
Score easy likes, share these… Tasty Statuses for Facebook: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I’m a woman. And we never forget. Anything. Ever. That awkward moment when you hear yourself eating crunchy food, and wonder if other people can hear it too. Calm down […]