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Surprised Kitty
Pump Up The Jam, Surprised KittEh, and Awesome Weekend Statuses
Get more likes, share these… Awesome Status Updates for the Weekend: I’m forever disappointed that a group of squids isn’t called a squad. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Lucky is the person who has the ability to see their own shortcomings. Miserable is the person who can only see the flaws of others. If […]
Excited Dog, Surprise, & Silly Status Posts
Get more Likes per share with these… Silly Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you can’t stop laughing while telling a joke and when your finally done your friends doesn’t even get it. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) On the phone, “Well, I better get going.” = “I’m tired of talking […]