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Dubstep Robot, Celebrity Dogs, & Smart Statuses
Be a local Facebook Hero post these… Smart Facebook Status Updates that will make them go hmmmmmmm: Marriage is a contractually binding agreement where by two people are forced to like each others Facebook statuses. (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) I think its time to be realistic. No more ‘LOL’ We’re never really […]
Smart Status Updates for Everyone
We’ve got some Funny Status Updates and Smart Jokes for Smart People… Funny Status Updates: Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Cheated on Facebook with […]