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McFlurry Spill, Perspective, & Sharp Status Updates

January 21, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Get over hump day, share one of these.. 20 Sharp Facebook Statuses: Ya, Wednesday sucks but… it could be Monday! The awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up. If there’s one piece of advice I can give you it’s to marry someone who […]

Song Lyrics, Cookie Monster, and Sharp Status Updates

August 4, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Make Monday count, share one of these… Sharp Facebook Statuses (20) If you don’t put your leftovers in Tupperware for at least two weeks before throwing them in the trash, you’re doing it wrong. Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it. There’s no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, […]

Angry Bird Origins, Roulette Life Bet, Sharp Statuses

January 30, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Share these funny updates… 20 Sharp Statuses for Facebook: What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don’t know about you is what makes you interesting. How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake? I’d rather be dangerously playing with wolves than stupidly sleeping with sheep. Pac-Man […]

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