Sarcasm
Sarcasm, Dinosaur in Compton, and Facebook Statuses for Whenever.
You can make someone smile, share one of these… 20 Funny Facebook Statuses for Whenever: I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is sh*t your physical appearance automatically means nothing. I just wanna sit on a rooftop with someone at 2am and just look at the night sky, not worrying about anything […]
Bird Feeds Dog Noodles, Sarcasm, and Mid Week Status Boost
Get over hump day, share these… 20 Funny Mid Week Status Updates Does anyone know of any rappers who are proud of their hometowns? Few things are as consistently weird as the guy/girl handshake. I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life. Who else hates the sound of their own […]
ObamaMan, Epic Plane Crew, & 21 Great Statuses
Score more likes, share these… 21 GREAT Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you realize you JUST took off last Christmas’ holiday weight and it is indeed now Christmas AGAIN. If I don’t see you before, here’s wishing you and yours a wonderful apocalypse. Karma has no menu. You get served what you […]